Saturday, January 08, 2005

Overturn the "Blog" election

Hugh Hewitt's producer, Generalissimo, is holding votes for favorite "Blog" picture. My entry didn't make the cut for the 10 finalists.

One thing I've learned from Hugh: If it's not close, they can't cheat. Turns out, this one is close. I also learned from Washington state Democrats that vote counting is an inexact science. If you don't win, demand recounts until you do. While recounting, "find" uncounted votes to ensure victory.

So, I declare I have found in my basement 735 previously uncounted votes for my entry of the "Blogwood" sign. Clearly, this is indisputable. I feel vindicated and am thankful to everyone who voted for me.