Me: Are you my little princess? Bailey: No Me: What are you then? Bailey: I'm your 'little Bailey sunshine.' #stuffmydaughtersays

Hate to see stories like this. Just ruins it for all the good people who like to wear chain mail. http://ping.fm/alQot

Dana White is being rushed to the hospital to get his rear re-attached after laughing his butt off. #mma

The sun is out and it is raining. Double rainbow!

I've visited this kind of church. Funny. http://ping.fm/QprUQ

Bailey: "Daddy. I took a shower all by myself!" Me: "You did?" Bailey: "Mommy helped soap me." #stuffmydaughtersays

Bailey just rocked the tiltawhirl. This kid is a thrill seeker.

She's such a Daddy's girl that everyday is Father's Day.

Bailey: (jumping) Daddy! Listen to my belly!" Me: What's that sound? Bailey: "Soup!" (the sloshing was audible) #stuffmydaughtersays

Back from playing golf. I broke 100. Then again we only played 9 holes. The heat wasn't too bad. 100 degrees is downright chilly here.

Going to play 9 holes tomorrow. The temp should only be about 100.

Thankfully ABC kept us up-to-date on Jack Nicholson's reactions during the games.

OK, I know Obama's speech the other night was horrible, but the big news here is that thong bikinis are still in. http://ping.fm/ZiqlF

Bailey had pretzels for breakfast. Probably healthier than the sausage mcmuffin that she only nibbled on.

Goodbye Squirt. We miss you.

Netflix site is down? This can't be happening!

Elton John was paid $1 million to sing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding. I would have sang for half as much.

Apparently it takes more than 2 applications of SPF 50 in 4 hours at the pool to avoid a sunburn.

The one thing that made Avatar totally unbelievable: There is no spam on the Na'vi internet. Yeah, right.

Honeybun and I finally saw Avatar. Strangest part: the diety of the stone-aged culture turns out to be the Internet.

One of those nights to delay bedtime. "I'm hungry." "I need to potty." "I'm cold (even though it's 80 degrees)." #stuffmydaughtersays.

Tidbit O' the Day: Evelyn, Shirley, Hillary, Leslie. All were male names that are now more commonly given to females.

You have to see this to believe it. These are not photographs. This guy is good. http://ping.fm/6bj9D

Zombie Workout: Get Fit Enough to Fight the Undead | Magazine http://ping.fm/2EAgo

Bailey and Zeus

30 Days of Creativity start today http://ping.fm/osyfG